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dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

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cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

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laugh-addict:

 

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

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mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

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alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

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meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

(Source: meladoodle)

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dekutree:

drive

dekutree:

drive

(Source: nkym)

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krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

(Source: cineraria)

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thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

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theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

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smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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